In a way, I am a simple farmer. I take your shit, I put it in my fields, and I grow roses out of it! Another way to describe me, is that I am a social media engineer, influencing others, to only speak positively about your business. A one man public relationships firm, allowing your company to get to be perceived as simply the best!
How would you feel if I told you that I could significantly increase your TripAdvisor score? How would you feel if I told you I could give you thousands of free Facebook ads? How would you feel if I told you I could turn every single happy customer you have, into 155 more happy customers? How would you feel if I told you I could insure your company against being destroyed on Facebook and Twitter? Or that I could make sure your company was always found on Google as the first result?
Sounds too good to be true, well the proof is in my own blog, the very website you are reading in fact. I started this blog about 20 months ago, 5 months later I had 298,365 readers on it, in ONE DAY, most of them coming in from Google and Facebook, and the website was mentioned in every single Norwegian newspaper and media publishing house that exists, as the main news! I was at the centre of attention for 5 million people, every single day, for a week! Don’t believe me, watch the screenshot from my log. In five months, I turned a website into the most popular website in Norway, having almost 300,000 readers in a single day! In fact, I arguably did it in TWO DAYS, since the 5th of August I had only 92 readers …
I also did it with a budget of ZERO dollars! In fact, I didn’t even have electricity, running water, and I was living out in the forest, in a cabin far away from civilisation! 😀
For the record, I have promised myself (and others) to never speak about how I accomplished the above world record. Some grenades are simply too powerful to ever be spoken about again. So unless you’re on my list of close personal customers, you’ll never know I guess … 😉
I can however, significantly help your business, and its marketing efforts, using similar techniques as I used myself to establish myself as the most successful website owner through the history of man! So let me ask you a simple question …
If I could give you money (almost) for free, would you accept?
If you need help to promote and market your business, feel free to shot me an email. Why settle for mediocrity, when you can hire the best …? 🙂