I went to prison such that you don’t have to!
A Mormon once told me that to be a Christian is kind of like having an insurance. The CA-LDS movement is no different. It is expected of all of those who are members, to if necessary break the law, to protect their fellow brethren and sisters against atrocities. If you’re running from the police, we will shelter you, if you’re escaping injustice from your government, we will hide you, if you are being crucified by government officials, we will dig up so much dirt about the demons trying to crucify you, that they will be forced to back down, and leave you alone. In such a way, a membership in the CA-LDS is a life insurance for you.
We only ask 3 simple things of you.
- Do not use violence
- Serve only God
- Never, ever, ever be a Judas!!
This implies you can have no other master than God, which implies you are ipso facto a criminal in the eyes of your government. However, you’re in good companionship. Julian Assange is a criminal, Edward Snowden is a criminal, Bradley Manning is a criminal, and so was Jesus, Gandhi, and myself too for that matter.
I have served my time in jail, 3 months in California, in a prison for illegal immigrants, and I have spent 6 months in prison in Norway. During my imprisonment, I learned all the tricks to chase demons away, such that you don’t have to be crucified the same way I was. The member fee is $100 per year, and you can join us by paying the member’s fee over PayPal here.
Now a membership also comes with responsibilities, such as spreading the names of the demons, helping others investigate atrocities and those committing atrocities, and write about atrocities, or filming them if you can. In addition to recruiting others whenever you can. To see what you need to believe in, you can read my interpretations of the Bible and Jesus’ teaching here. Besides from that, it’s an Anarchistic movement, based upon the True Teaching of Jesus!
Do to others whom have problems, what you want others to do to you if you had the same problems
I will try to create logos, membership cards, T-Shirts, and other material later. The name of this religion is “Christian Anarchists of Latter Day Saints”. And yes, it’s arguably to some extent stolen from the “Church of the latter day saints”. What can I say, I simply adore Mormons 🙂
However, we are a revolutionary organisation, with our primary goal to shatter all governments, world wide, and install Anarchy as a viable alternative. Our tool, to recruit people all over the world, and when we reach 50% of the population in any nation, we will simply declare the government to be democratically illegalised, and demand of all politicians, police officers, etc, in that country to step down, and go home. Hence, we obviously have no leadership, there is no administration, no priests, no prophets, no leaders, etc, etc, etc. Our only master is God! Beneath God, we are all equals!